Saturday, May 31, 2008
yay!!!success in my strawberries chocolate smoothies and JELLY xD!!!...
haha..
Process~
lastly [=
and it's not complete yet ^^
Wednesday, May 28, 2008
Konna Koto Iina LyricsKonna koto ii na
Dekitara ii na
Anna yume konna yume ippai aru kedo
Minna minna minna
Kanaete kureru
Fushigina pokke de kanaete kureru
Sora wo jiyuu ni tobitai na
(hai! takekoputaa!)
An an an
Tottemo daisuki
Doraemon
Shukudai touban shiken ni otsukai
Anna koto konna koto taihen dakedo
Minna minna minna
Tasukete kureru
Benrina dougu de tasukete kureru
Omocha no heitai da
(sore! tototsugeki!)
An an an
Tottemo daisuki
Doraemon
Anna toko ii na
Iketara ii na
Kono kuni ano shima takusan aru kedo
Minna minna minna
Ikasete kureru
Mirai no kikai de kanaete kureru
Sekai ryokou ni ikitai na
(ufufufu... doko demo doa!)
An an an
Tottemo daisuki
Doraemon
An an an
Tottemo daisuki
Doraemon
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buahaha xD
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spongebobCaptain: Are you ready kids
Kids: Aye Aye Captain.
Captain: I can't hear you.
Kids: Aye Aye Captain!
Captain: OHHHHHHH
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!
Captain: Absorbant and yellow and porous is he!
Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!
Captain: If nautical nonsense be something you wish!
Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!
Captain: Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!
Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!
Captain: Ready?
Captain and Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants, SpongeBob SquarePants,
SpongeBob SquarePants!
Captain: SpongeBob SquarePaaaaannttss!!!
Captain: HA HA HA HA !!!!
Spongebob: (Whistle)
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Tuesday, May 27, 2008
爱情是一种怪事
我开始全身不受控制
爱情是一种本事
我开始连自己都不是
为你我做了太多的傻事
第一件就是为你写诗
为你写诗为你静止
为你做不可能的事
为你我学会弹琴写词
为你失去理智
为你写诗为你静止
为你做不可能的事
为你弹奏所有情歌的句子
我忘了说最美的是你的名字
爱情是一种怪事
你的笑容是唯一宗旨
爱情是一种本事
我在你心里什么位置
为你我做了太多的傻事
第一件就是为你写诗
为你写诗为你静止
为你做不可能的事
为你我学会弹琴写词
为你失去理智
为你写诗为你静止
为你做不可能的事
为你弹奏所有情歌的句子
我忘了说最美的是你的名字
为你写诗为你静止
为你做不可能的事
为你我学会弹琴写词
为你失去理智
为你写诗为你静止
为你做不可能的事
为你弹奏所有情歌的句子
我忘了说最美的是你的名字
我什么都能忘记
但唯一不忘记你的名字
我什么都能忘记
但唯一不忘记你的样子
我什么都能忘记
但唯一不忘记你的名字
我什么都能忘记
但唯一不忘记你的样子
Signboard Outside A Prostitute's House:
Married MEN Not Allowed.
We Serve The Needy, Not The Greedy...
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Lady : Is this my train?
Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Lady : Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New Delhi .
Station Master : No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy.
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A drunkard was brought to court.
Just before the trial there was a commotion in the gallery.
The judge pounded the gravel on his table and shouted, 'Order, order.'
The drunkard immediately responded, 'Thank you, your honor, I'll have a scotch and soda.'
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Man Quits Smoking Because Of Will Power.
He Quits Drinking Because Of Will Power.
But He Quits Womanizing Because He Has The Will But No Power.
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Customer : Waiter, do you serve crabs?
Waiter : Please sit down sir, we serve everyone.
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Customer : Waiter, is this a lamb chop or pork chop?
Waiter : Can't you tell the difference by taste?
Customer : No, I can't.
Waiter : Then does it really matter ?
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Little Susie came running into the house after school one day,shouting,
'Daddy! Daddy! I got a 100 in school today!'
'That's great, Sweetheart,' said her daddy.
'Come in to the living room and tell me about it.'
'Well,' began the confession, 'I got 50 in spelling, 30 in math's and 20 in scien
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Customer : Waiter, there's a dead beetle in my soup.
Waiter : Yes sir, they are not very good swimmers.
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Customer : Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.
Waiter : That's all right sir, he won't drink much.
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Waiter : I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.
Customer : Don't tell me your problems. Give the menu card.
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Customer : Waiter, there's a f ly swimming in my soup.
Waiter : So what do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?
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Customer : Waiter, what's the meaning of this fly in my tea up?
Waiter : I wouldn't know sir, I'm a waiter, not a f ortune teller.
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1st thief : Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window!
2nd thief : But this is the 13th floor.
1st thief : Hurry! this is no time for superstitions .
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Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a f ather only when I was born.
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Customer : Waiter, this soup tastes funny.
Waiter : Funny? But then why aren't you laughing?
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Teacher : Peter, why are you late for school again?
Peter: Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football and the game went into extra time.
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An absent-minded man went to see a psychiatrist.
'My trouble is,' he said, 'that I keep forgetting things.'
'How long has this been going on?' asked the psychiatrist.
' How long has what been going on?' said the man.
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Girl : Do you love me?
Boy : Yes Dear.
Girl : Would you die for me?
Boy : No, mine is undying love.
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Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.
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Customer : If I post this letter tonight, will it get to Delhi in two days time?
Post Master : Yes sir, it definitely will.
Customer : I bet you, it won't.
Post Master : Why not?
Customer : It's addressed to Mumbai.
Monday, May 26, 2008
故事:
她刚刚从国外回来，与丈夫一块儿回来度假。 回家的感觉真好，可惜心中总有那么一丝丝的痛。事情虽然过去了两年了，虽然是一千个一万个不愿意，她还是决定去找那个负心的他。
“在外国习惯吗？”“还好。你呢？”“嗯一一也还好。”淡淡地，两个人都不知道说些什么。
他是她的前夫，相爱的日子，波澜不惊，却十分温馨。两人是大学同学，毕了业就结婚，没有特别的成就，无忧无虑。曰子一天天过去，当两个人都以为生活就这样不会有什么改变的时候，一件事情发生了。他被查出患有绝症，一下子好像什么都改变了。他停止了工作，住院治疗。她一下子变成了家里的支柱，兼了好几份工作，像机器一样不停地旋转，天天还得去医院照顾他。
就在她拼命赚钱为他治 病的时侯，医院却传出他的“桃色新闻”。他与一个同病相怜的女病人好上了。这怎么可能呢？结婚这么多年，他虽然不是很优秀，却也风翩翩，喜欢他的人一直不少，可他从末做过对不起她的事，现在更是不可能的。然而，事实胜于雄辩，那个女绝症病人确实痴狂地爱上他，并很快和自己的丈夫离了婚。而他也向她提出了离婚... ...事后，她接受了公司的派遣，去国外分公司工作。
“这... ...是送给你太太的？”她指了指他手边的一束百合花。他点了点头：“她就是喜欢百合花。”他的脸上流露出一种幸福的微笑。她的心，突然感到一阵刺痛。
那句在心里憋了两年的话就从她嘴里冲了出来。“知道当初我为什么同意和你离婚吗？因为那个故事，你住院的的候根我讲的那个故事: 从前有两位母亲争一个孩子, 判官让她们抢,孩子被拉得痛哭起来, 亲生母亲心一软,便放弃了... ...”他迎着她直视的目光，两人的眼角都有泪光在闪动.
送走了她，他捧着百合花独自去墓地看望另一个女人一一那个被她称做他“太太”的，喜欢百合花的女人。两年来，他很少出门，头发也掉光了。“我的日子不多了，我的朋友，今天可能是我最后一次来看你了，谢谢你当初对我讲的故事。”他对墓中的女人喃喃自浯。
那个故事，其实是他进医院后不久，这个女人讲给他听的。当时他们都知道自已得的是绝症，女人不想拖累深爱的丈夫，他不想拖累深爱的妻子，于是他们决定先放手... ...
Hey, its a oreo okay?
HAHAHA..
kay i am getting abit mad..~ lols..
sometime i wonder who am i posting to?
o perhaps myself waha. coz i really read my post lols..
... ... ... ... ...
bunny Dance with Rabbit. piong..piong.. piong xD
sound funny kekex.. and laugh*.. hahaha [rolling on the floor!]
rmb the story?
its actually from a chinese compre.
will type out next time its very very long de okay so i need time xD
todae chinese Os.
Brought two box of chocolate to give to classmate but in the end give some onli coz.. SOMETHING HAPPEN. and i didnt haf the time haha..
hmm chinese compo juz hope tt i am not out of question.. xD
compre.. ahhh.. nth to much to sae..
.. .. ..
after Os when out to search for tuition =]
and then decided on private tuition..
err kk shall end here le.. in hurry!! buaiix..
off i go waha.xD
Sunday, May 25, 2008
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JIEWEI!^^ and i doubt tt she will see it haha.. xD
hmmm as i sae i will post today [=
today student activity,
not very concentrate sry. and didnt learn much thing =/..
okay err nth much
story
故事: 从前有两位母亲争一个孩子, 判官让她们抢,孩子被拉得痛哭起来, 亲生母亲心一软,便放弃了...
tt all for today.
every sec4 jia you for CHINESE Os!.^^ goody luck[=
Monday, May 19, 2008
buahahahahahahaha jus trying to be mad abit. xD..
decided to stop posting. buaiix..except for 25may most probably will post.
i.will.be.back. xD
so byebye. *WAving hey wave back can ma? haha jus kidding entertaining myself onli =/